Saturday, 31 July 2010
Thanks to AJD for this one
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.
" So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him..
Friday, 30 July 2010
The New Forest Show; the final day
Wednesday, 28 July 2010
The motherload discovered
Tuesday, 27 July 2010
Day 1 at the New Forest Show
Sunday, 25 July 2010
Water top up time for the birds
Been awol for a week or so
Its going to use the whole week which is why I'm not available to assist at my day job; The New Forest Show
See you there if you can!
Friday, 16 July 2010
Kent County Show Detling
Setting up was hard work in the wind;
Something for the weekend?
Cody and Misty acting as models;
Reindeer at our entrance!
Friday, 9 July 2010
Thanks Mr err
Top Country Western lines:
9. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
11. It's Been Lonesome In The Saddle Since The Horse Died.
12. "They ain't makin' Jews like Jesus anymore, they don't turn the other cheek the way they
done before..."
13. Did I shave my legs for this?
14. If you say you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
Weekend yeah yeah yeah

Tuesday, 6 July 2010
Tis' a tad long but I can just see me
Monday, 5 July 2010
The Birds, at last the birds
Tonight at last after lots of on the bus of the bus moments the birds finally arrived. Yippee.

300 birds, a big pen and lots of lovely feed and water!
There isnt mushroom inside;
Settled down inside the pen, food scattered about and a lovely evening to begin your career as a game bird!
Sunday, 4 July 2010
I felt like being cheered up
Dead deer, check. Classic British Military carbine, check. Happy that I have seen this, to quote Churchill (the TV dog from the insurance ad) Oh Yes!
Thanks Mr FM
A Wasted weekend
Southend? Well you can keep the place. Thats 2 weekend wasting time and worse than that, wasting money. After what seemed like a bright start we wondered where the customers were. By noon we had barely had to stir apart from the odd water dummy to sell to punters trying this out;
By the close of play we had explained to the Lady from Aztec events that this wasnt the sort of event to attract our sort of clients and we cut our losses, packed up and came home.
I hate defeat almost as much as admitting defeat but there are some places you cannot succeed and Southend is definetly one of them. Roll on the next event!