Saturday, 18 January 2014

Male grooming

In response to a question on male grooming where the question was how to deal with grey hair around the choccy starfish.
One respondent stated that a wax job was in order and this was countered with a value for money suggestion;
"Sod the expense of waxing, there are much cheaper ways of doing it.

Buy a toffee apple, bung it in the microwave for 60 seconds till the sugar melts...

Bend over and spread cheeks

Get wife to apply toffee apple to Rusty Sherrifs badge area, leave for 60 seconds them tell her to pull quickly.

Try to ignore her hysterical laughing as you lie on the floor in foetal position, begging to die.

Congratulations, you have saved £40!"
 
As an aside Sassy and I went stalking today. After all the trials and tribulations of recent months we managed to find the time to spend 2 hours sat in a doe box with only the squirrels and birds for company.



This is a doe box, just high enough to get your scent above the deer. Below is Sassy sat down enjoying the lack of view and waiting for my sandwiches. We saw three Fallow does on the way in but didn't get into a shooting position and saw more on the way home but by then I was in the truck.

Saturday, 4 January 2014

So today Ben and I visited the sea life centre

It was Bens fault he has this thing about planes, I expected to see some crabs but I was more than surprised to see another white person speaking English!
Still despite poor lighting, horrible amounts of lighting, horrendous queues for sandwiches that were all sold out by 1230 I suppose I must have enjoyed it a bit.